the leather chronicles...

*pleather in all its splendor*

It has been a long time since I have had a nice foolery, silly, slightly ignant twitter exchange with one of the members of my  illustrious ePosse, The PBG.  Today she shared one of her always amusing stories of DC Public Transit...  silliness ensued, so I thought I'd share:


thepbg: I wish this dude sittin nxt 2 me in this loud ass "leather" jacket wld keep the fk still. All that squeakin!


NaturallyAlise: "leather adjacent"....

thepbg: "Proximal leather"

NaturallyAlise: "leather twice removed"

thepbg: Assault w/attempted leather

NaturallyAlise: vehicular leather-cide

thepbg: PETA-friendly leather. No cows were harmed in the making of that jacket.

NaturallyAlise:  Objects on this jacket are less leathery than they appear.

thepbg: oh how I missed ur foolery! #ePosse

thepbg: please include the word "leatherette" in there somewhere.

Gotta love us!

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Twitter, Let's Go!!! Naturally Alise & Mr. Jolla

What's up folks? Today, we have another ignant installment of me and Mr. Jolla (of the blog, I Push Keys Like Weight...) acting the pure fool on Twitter. Today's victim: Diddy (he is @iamdiddy on twitter) and his overexcited, "Let's Go", hyper-twittering bitch ass. He is human crack in the flesh (no Juelz), in fact I think he is caffeine personified.... but anyway check us out...


naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla Hey Jolla!!!


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise hey Alise!


naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla "I live tweet by tweet, like you live check to check, if you don't reply my tweet, then I don't eat......"


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise LMAO...stop it. NOW.


naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla I can't stop, won't stop... eh eh , eh eh... Let's Go!!!!!!


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise this nigga @iamdiddy has more Energy than Keri Hilson singing in a Red Bull commercial taped in a solar panel studio.


naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla he got more bounce to the ounce than the ghost of Roger Troutman hauntng T-Pain for jacking his style & holding a dryer sheet.


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise *heart palpitations* behind that last shit...LMAO I feel like Eddy Curry...


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise that nigga got more pep in his step than Catholic children at a Jacko Halloween party...and he's dressed as Father Michael.


naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla well @iamdiddy is more excited than the Pointer Sisters in a Meth lab hidden in the back of a Starbucks, and I think they like it.


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise I won't do this tango with you tonight,but you can dance with the star @iamdiddy. He shines so bright, he's technicolor. GAY


naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla lol, no doubt, his technicolor dream coat is a familiar shade of FAIL.... nicely danced my e-nephew...


Catch up on our other Twitter battles:

• Naturally Alise vs. Mr Jolla - Part 1
• Naturally Alise vs. Mr. Jolla: Part 2

Out of the mouths of babes.....

Ok, I would like to introduce to you an extension of my E-Posse family... she is the spawn of The PBG, blogger extraordinaire, we'll call her Tee for short, she is my best (and only) friend under 18, *teeee heeee*. She is an awesome 15-year old who never ceases to amaze me with her wittiness and intelligence, I wish I knew kids like her when I was in high school, but anyway this conversation that took place on facebook is in response to her mom's blog about her falling on the ice and that Tee laughed at her.



Tee: I didn't laugh @ my mama...that much.

Alise: suuuuuuuuure

Tee:I'm serious! I even gave her some of my hot chocolate...

Alise: uh huh

Tee: and...fruit roll ups! don't forget those

Tee: Alright...I'll fess up. I Laughed my head off when she was scraping ice off the car.

Tee: I know it was wrong! But Ikey chuckled too....

Alise: lol

Alise: terrible children, just terrible

Tee:Its okay, I'll cook dinner tonight or something.

Alise: its the least u can do Laughy McChuckleson

Guffaw McGigglebox

Chortle McHaha

Tee: LAWLZ. ok okay....whoo lawd. I have too many people like this in my life..My chucklemuscles are raw.

Alise: tee hee

Tee:You,Tiara,Shannon,Luvvie...my own MAMA! Where is everybody getting the funny gene from? Is there some magical shot I need to take? It is time for me to go to the doctor...hrmm.

Alise:we just are all gravitating towards each other like a foolishness vortex

Tee: Wormhole of Ignace. Obama's probably got a secret plan formulated just for us and others like us....

Alise: Black Hole where nothing but common sense and refinement can escape

Tee:Watch your back Alise, I bet you they're probably rounding up Luvvie right now.... They'll be coming for us soon.

Alise: HA!

Tee: Crap. The FDTTCOIP is knocking @ my door.

Alise: please explain that acronym

Tee: Federal Department for The Capture of Ignant Peoples.

Tee: Alise, Ima track your facebook. If I dont see any activity tomorrow I know that they've got you. I'll round up my mommy and all my other ignant peoples so come spring you from the CIA's secret PFPWDHS.

Alise: i hate that i love u

Tee: [Place For People Who Dont Have Sense]



She is special, so very special.....