Shoulda Put Some Ig On It

*The Holy Clutch of Deréon, FEAR IT!*

It's not all poetry round these parts, it is about laughs too, read the header, it really is...

My best frenemy, Luvvie and I are of course the twitter fiends you have all grown to loathe! We had a conversation earlier on how people treat celebrities like they are God Almighty, like mini Paparazzi fueled religions. It is sickening. We discovered that Beyonce Stans are worse than the crazy Jesus Freaks. So we decided to share some verses from the Holy text of Dereon via Twitter.

LUVVIE is red
ALISE is blue



Luvvie: People be preaching the Gospel of Beyawnce. Talm bout: In the book of Lacefronts, chapter 3, verse 45, she said unto thee: "Get me bodied"

Alise: And be talmout in Book Damn-its-wrong Chapter-uh "twell" verse 50-leven verily Sasha says unto you: Pay my auto-mobills...

Luvvie: In the Book of FIERCENESS, Sasha verily said unto the peoples: Pants never, Spandex EVER! And it was done. Cuz she's a DIVA

Alise: in the Book Merriam, Chapter Webster, Queen Yawnce proclaimed: "Diva is a female version of a hustler even though it aint, ion care"

Luvvie: In the Book of FIERCENESS, Sasha verily said unto the peoples: "Pants never, Spandex EVER!" And it was done. Cuz she's a DIVA

Alise: Pastor Sasha christened her new lacefront and read from the Book of Yaki, Chapter 4B. It was a beautiful ceremony.

Luvvie: But did U read the Book of Halo, Chapter 15, verse 24. "I'm a Survivor but my Emotions are beneath my Brown eyes". *waves fan*



Luvvie waxes a little independent Ig:

*Dear Stans, 'Yawnce ain't Hera & JayZ ain't Zeus & LA isn't Mt. Olympus. They can indeed do wrong. Get off their jocks. Thank you. *bows*

*I'm not a Benoncay hater. The chick IS fierce & talented but folks act like she wakes up and pisses unicorn tears & phoenix ashes.

*In the name of the Glitter, the Sequins and the Bedazzler, I pronounce you Dereonized!

Luvvie and Naturally Alise drop the mic and wallslide simultaneously... Deuces! Meet us on Twitter!

Rock the Red Pump

Please head over to my e-sis Luvvie's cause she is helping spearhead.:

About the Red Pump Project

National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day is Tuesday, March 10th. It's a nationwide initiative to raise awareness of the increasing impact of HIV/AIDS on women & girls and encourages ladies to take action. While progress has definitely been made in the areas of AIDS prevention and treatment, women still represent 27% of all new AIDS diagnoses, with African-American women accounting for 66% of that group.


In observance of this day, Karyn of The Fabulous Giver and Luvvie of Awesomely Luvvie came up with the idea of The Red Pump Project. The concept is simple: Rock the Red Pump on your blog to represent the strength and courage of women fighting HIV/AIDS or affected by the disease both directly and indirectly. We ask that on that day (March 10th), you embed the Red Pump Widget within your post with a short snippet of its significance, or you can rock the widget on your sidebar for the day.


Besides, the Red Pump will add a touch of FIERCE to your already FABULOUS blogs! We want you to join The Red Pump Project and help spread awareness of National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day. To sign up to participate, please just reply to this email. If you sign up, I will send you instructions and the html code of the widget. Also, your blog will be linked on a post on my blog that will run on March 10th. For more information on National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, you can head on over to www.womenshealth.gov/NWGHAAD. Here, you will be able to learn how the initiative started and look up any local events in your area! Your participation in this campaign would be GREATLY appreciated.

Luvvie & Karyn

Word Affairs - Part 1: Inspired by Luvvie.... go figure.

A late night chat with Luvvie just sparked another poem fragment/series

luvvie: i found an app on facebook for all us nerds
u'll love it
me: oooo
what it is?
luvvie: its called "word challenge"
me: you've got my attention
words are my friends
luvvie: its like text twist
sent u invite
me: oooh, i just got a poem idea
luvvie: ooo what is it
me: just about my illicit affair with words

vocabulary ho-shit every night...
secretly wanting to stop the games
no matter how hard we poeTRY to be just friends.
me and words are friends with benefits
in a situationship.


(to be continued........)

Luvvie ain't no thug...

Luvvie, member of my ePosse (which is actually 4 members not 3, but until Zee gets a blog she is on ePosse probabtion) whall be put on blast (and for the rest of the week). Luvvie has delusions of grandeur that she is some sort of thug being, au contraire mon frere is what I say.....

me: me and pbg been picking on u today
luvvie20: why?
where?
who?
what?
me: talmbout u aint no thug
she said u dont have beef, u have tofu
luvvie20: hahahahaha
i hate that i love her
me: and i called you a Jive Tofurkey
:)
luvvie20: lmao
hater ass hater
me: its funny though
lol
i am not a hater, I'm a strong disliker
luvvie20: a severe abhorer
me: i an abhorer
luvvie20: hahaha
get out my head
me: all my favorite bloggers posted today and i havent had time to read
boooooooooo
luvvie20: i aint posted
:-p
welll i jus did
i stand by the jacquard one
me: i am on the verge of quitting u
luvvie20: lol why u tryna quit me?
me: you are on probationary quit period
luvvie20: what i do??
me: iono
just sounded fun to say
luvvie20: lol
heffa

Luvvie is evil and must be stopped...

vs.

The ePosse consists of me, Luvvie & The PBG. Here is a peak in on our daily n0nsense:

This is what I have to go through everyday with the Ig One known as Luvvie.... But today I had the upper hand. Here is our daily hair battle!





Luvvie : well crunchy fro wishes r too
Alise: u were the first to wish a cruchy fro on me for the record
Luvvie : was i???
Alise: i got the recipts
Luvvie : i dont believe u
Luvvie : summon ur peeps
Luvvie : lol show me the receipts!
Alise: see my nerdy ass will really go find it too, lol
Alise: i shall not appease you ol' sandpaper fro essence
Luvvie : ol cacti follicled self
Alise: Tumbleweed Torrid Tresses
Alise: Calcified Coif
Luvvie : lmao!!!
Alise: and my requisite insult: Straw Hairhat
Luvvie : lol
Luvvie : dumb
Luvvie : i was gon call u arid hairhat