Last night after watching America's Next Top Model my E-Sis and I went in on the judges. It was all my fault for starting it..... Please finish all liquids you may be consuming before reading this, don't say I didn't warn ya!
naturallyalise: I had a dream that Tyra's baby hair stole my soul.....
ThePBG: @naturallyalise I dreamed Ms.Jay's bowtie jumped offa his neck and choked the shit outta me.
naturallyalise: @ThePBG I dreamed someone took the stick out of Nigel's ass and bludgeoned me to death with it...
naturallyalise: @ThePBG and then Tyra's ego and forehead joined forces and ate Chicago.
ThePBG: @naturallyalise I dreamed Paulina unzipped her skin & Janice Dickinson stepped out & swallowed me whole w/that trout mouf.
naturallyalise: @ThePBG LMAO! I had a dream that Mr. Jay's hair gel revolted and relaxed my hair...
ThePBG: @naturallyalise I dreamed Tyra threw me down, snatched out my eyes & stuck them in her mouth so she could smile w/them
naturallyalise: @ThePBG I think Tyra's lacefront glue leaked and caused her to be stuck on stupid.
ThePBG: @naturallyalise I think she sets up all her wigs in her room @ night as an audience & practices her talk show. Be askin' em questions too.
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ThePBG: @naturallyalise I think she sets up all her wigs in her room @ night as an audience & practices her talk show. Be askin' em questions too.Somebody has to die for this one.
Not the stick out of Nigel's ass! LMAO!! (sans stick)
I'm scared to go to sleep right now. Mr.Jay lookin' like a crazed Troll Doll w/that hair. He's gonna chase me thru rainbow colored fields of poppy whilst I slumber!!
Eeeek!
I blame you, Alise.
I lame the terrorists and the aliens for delivering Tyra into everyone's lifespace...
Dumb. Bofa yalls
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