Naturally Alise vs. Mr Jolla - Part 1

You have seen the epic battles between 1/3 of my e-posse Luvvie, we go in for sure. And somehow I got tangled in a battle of epic proportions with a fella by the name of Mr. Jolla (check out his blog, hotness for sure). As you may know by now I am a bit of a Twitter addict, okay, fiend would be more correct. That is where our battle began, we battled for 4 days, so I'll have to break this up in installments. This is Part 1 of the ridiculousness.... (Warning: Foolishness abounds)

naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla how about a spork fight?



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise I'm bringing napkins to a papertowel fight....



naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla Man, you wouldn't throw a seasoning packet in a Ramen fight.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you wouldn't throw rice at a wedding.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla you wouldn't throw your voice to a ventriloquist dummy.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you wouldn't throw your back out trying to give Bruce Bruce a piggyback ride.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You wouldn't throw a tantrum if someone stole your bike (but you would cry when you got in the car) :)




mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise LOL....you wouldn't throw salt over your shoulder after knocking over the Morton's girl accidentally on a rainy day.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise and furthermore (gotta throw 1 more in before work) you wouldn't throw a peace sign at a 'Stop the Violence' rally. =0)




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You wouldn't throw a bow at a Ludacris listening party.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you wouldn't throw up after drinking 93 octane gasoline.



naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You couldn't throw in the towel if you were losing at the laundromat