Sunday, February 22

Naturally Alise vs. Mr. Jolla: Part 2


So the battle still raged on........

This was Suga's opinion of the shenanigans thus far:
nakiasmile: @naturallyalise and @mR_Jolla you guys are ridiculously entertaining lol


Let's get ready to rumble!!!


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you couldn't throw a tantrum if u were the neglected middle child of a 19 kid family starved for attention.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You couldn't throwback if you wore an Abdul-Jabbar jersey listening to the first Fabolous CD.




mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you couldn't throw shade standing next to a homosexual midget...High Noon in a Phoenix Desert.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla wow, ether....You couldn't throw the ass if you were a drunken hot video vixen at All-Star Weekend with Adina Howard on your ipod.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise LOL...you couldn't throw around your weight if you were Oprah wrestling anorexics while lugging a bag full of cocaine.



naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You couldn't throw you hands up if you were a quitter listening to Hip Hop Hooray.




mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you couldn't throw a house party with the keys to Diddy's house, Chris Reid MCing and a built in crowd of folks on X.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You couldn't throw caution to the wind if you were Evil Knievel on Jackass in Chicago.




mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you couldn't throw a beat on if you were DJ Clue jacking off to a life sized poster of Chris Brown kicking Rihanna's ass.



naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla You wouldn't throw me for a loop if you on a Merry Go Round while beating around the bush speaking Latin all while Hula Hooping.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you wouldn't throw away garbage if you were Peyton Manning with your left hand in your pocket standing in a landfill.



naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla LMAO!!!!! you wouldn't throw a pass if you were Steve Nash holding a hot potato.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise LOL you wouldn't throw hands if you were Floyd Mayweather playing high stakes Poker with a fist full of shitty cards.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla u are so stupid...You wouldn't throw a monkey wrench into my plans if you were wearing Bob Vila's tool belt holding my Day Planner


mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise LMAO...you couldn't throw your back out if you thought twice about a dare while carrying a one ton box with no back brace.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla you wouldn't be a stone's throw away from me if you were Roger Clemens with a fistful of pebbles in my vicinity.




mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise you wouldn't throw signs if you were a Gangster Disciple Deaf-Mute.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla i hate you. you wouldn't me under the bus if you were a baggage handler at Greyhound.



mR_Jolla: @naturallyalise You wouldn't throw your life away if you jumped into a tank full of sharks prodding them with a stick while wearing blood.




naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla so... you wouldn't throw you life away if you were Amy Winehouse at a crackhead convention at the City Dump.

4 comments:

The Pretty Brown Girl on February 22, 2009 at 9:32 PM said...

*DEAD* @ the Gangsta Disciple line and the Amy Winehouse joint! Ya'll goin' to hell for alla dis!!

Bwahahahaaa!

S A V V Y Fatty!...uhhh...DUH! on February 22, 2009 at 10:06 PM said...

This ish right here, ninja...

naturallyalise: @mR_Jolla u are so stupid...You wouldn't throw a monkey wrench into my plans if you were wearing Bob Vila's tool belt holding my Day Planner

Sweeeeettt Home HOME DEPOT!

Luvvie on February 22, 2009 at 10:24 PM said...

ROTFLMAO! Well as you already know, I already wrote my heartfelt letter of quittage from Part I. MEthinks I need to go get it notarized by a Notary Public, signed by 5 witnesses (sans Jehovah), and exorcised by the Deacon Board of Faith Tabernacle Justice of the LAWD Keep me in YOUR Holy Arms A.M.E.C.O.G.I.C.

Nola.Divine on February 23, 2009 at 8:31 AM said...

My favorite ::

"...you wouldn't me under the bus if you were a baggage handler at Greyhound."

LMBO!!!

 

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